this is fucking hilarious
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
i like boys in theory and then one gets too close to me adn im like nah
How in the fuck…
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
dear attractive people,
how do you do that
it’s a beautiful day to give me money
Think of the million random choices that you make, and yet how each and every one of them brings you closer to your destiny. Do you know why that is? Because it’s not random. It’s not chance.