chubbykirk:

i like boys in theory and then one gets too close to me adn im like nah

shouldnt:

How in the fuck…

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

clown-dick:

dear attractive people,

how do you do that

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

Think of the million random choices that you make, and yet how each and every one of them brings you closer to your destiny. Do you know why that is? Because it’s not random. It’s not chance.

ashtoniousrex:

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

deadjosey:

"But I have a good reason to be racist against (insert race here)"

hey why don’t you do me a favor take a seat. :)

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Even if you know what’s coming, you’re never prepared for how it feels.

- Natalie Standiford, How to Say Goodbye in Robot (via larmoyante)