kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel


"This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously."

Reblog every time.

i will ALWAYS reblog this. I feel powerful just reading this photoset lol 


salted caramel apple snickers cake




Soon after suspecting our apartment was haunted, this shows up parked on the street below us.

Run far away

No. Don’t run. Bake an apple pie and make a salad. Chill all the beer in the house. Put on your sexiest clothes and MAKE US PROUD.




U ever start watching a movie and immediately think “Wow this has way too many white people.”

If you do,go back the the hole you came from because thats racist

if u actually think that me saying that theres an overabundance of white people in movies is racist then boy do i have some news for u


Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.


"we’re going to watch a movie in class today"


"answer these questions while watching"




Accurate description of fans after the premiere

the longer you watch the funnier it gets


*makes no effort to speak to you* date me

Claim her, love her, fuck her, spoil her, trust her.